Heh, I couldn't resist. Izaya's adorable.
By the way, if you haven't heard already, there's a petition going on for the second season of Durarara!! ---> [link]
It doesn't matter if you're not all that into it. We're just about halfway through, and there's a ton of people who'd love to see a second season of this awesome anime. You can just put in a fake name and address if you're worried about information leaking out -- it still counts toward the goal, and I and many other people would greatly appreciate the people who sign it. It takes a lot less time to sign it than sitting through hulu's or crunchyroll's commercials, that's for sure. XD
But seriously, sign. Would you rather listen to a fake married couple rant about Miracle Whip or help another season of an anime come out?
Izaya Orihara (c) Ryohgo Narita